11/2/2012 WWE SmackDown Spoilers

Posted by Matt Boone October 31, 2012 7 Comments

- Thanks to Ben for the following WWE SmackDown spoilers from tonight’s tapings in Fayetteville, North Carolina:

* The Miz kicks off the show with MizTV and his guest is Sheamus. It’s interrupted by Kofi Kingston and then Big Show. Sheamus wants his rematch but Show walks out. Sheamus and Kofi clear the ring of Miz. A tag match is made for later.

* Darren Young and Titus O’Neil defeated Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio

* Wade Barrett beat Randy Orton with help from Alberto Del Rio

* The Great Khali beat David Otunga

* Backstage segment with Randy Orton and Alberto Del Rio. Matt Striker gets thrown into a cake.

* R-Truth beat Justin Gabriel

* The Miz and Big Show beat Sheamus and Kofi Kingston in the main event.

  • PimpDaddy2099

    Seems like the head writer (A.K.A. Satan) is really cracking the whip w/ the WWE Creative Team- “Push The Miz”, “Push Matt Striker” , “Make Dolph Ziggler cash in his M.I.T.B. contract sometime next year”. Bunch of Idiots the WWE writers are.

  • PimpDaddy2099

    Future WWE Storylines:

    - Big Show vs Lil Jimmy In Hell In A Cell

    - Booker T steps down as Smackdown GM to become a dancer.

    - Mr. McMahon introduces Vinona McMahon, his “twin sister”

    - Hornswoggle, Future RAW General Manager

    - Vickie Guerrero, Future WWE Divas Champion

    - The Match of the Century- CM Punk vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

    - Mr McMahon finds god, gives away his money and begins his plans to record a Gospel album.

    - Dolph Ziggler cashes in his M.I.T.B. contract, wins the WWE title and brings in Stephanie McMahon as his manager, leading up to a Dolph Ziggler / Triple H match

    -David Otunga stands in the ring, tells the WWE universe that he sucks at wrestling, then leaves…………for good.

    - John Cena comes out and tells everyone that the writers are psychopaths and that the product stinks.

    - The Wedding of John Cena & AJ Lee

    - Jerry Lawler & Michael Cole deliver a beatdown to Matt Striker.

    - The Rock comes back, gets in the ring and holds up a WWE RAW script. He then gets a lighter and sets the script on fire.

    - Ryback becomes the NEW face of the WWE after John Cena retires after his groundbreaking match w/ The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 40

    - A future edition of RAW will celebrate Edge Appreciation Night

    - The Miz will get repackaged as a John Morrison-rip off named “Hugh Honey”

    - A “risky” storyline where Damien Sandow spirals into depression through overeating and packs on 500 pounds.

    - Alberto Del Rio becomes……ready for this?….a Babyface.

    - WWE referee Brad Maddox becoming the Garrett Bischoff of WWE and getting a HUGE PUSH courtesy of Vince McMahon.

    - CM Punk & Cody Rhodes become a new tag-team named “CM Rhodes”

    - The future RAW broadcasting team of Jerry Lawler & Eve Torres.

    - The WWE universe in tears when Teddy Long turns Heel.

    - Darren Young & Titus O’Neal, repackaged as 2Pac & 50 Cent

    - The new WWE Tag-Team Champions will be Hornswoggle & Matt Striker a.k.a. Team Doofus

    - Goldberg vs Ryback

    - The Rock announces that he’s coming back to WWE……and this time he’s ACTUALLY SERIOUS.

    • 40 dawg

      That’s f’n hilarious. Big show vs lil jimmy and mcmahon finding god. You should write for smackdown bro, sh-t would be more interesting and watchable.

      • Ami

        Really very hilarious. its awesome lads, keep it on. teddy long turns heel, David otunga thing and CM Rhodes is awesome…

    • Bird 2.0

      Funniest thing I’ve read all year, you get my kudos man, haha

    • toocool

      the damien sandow storyline almost had me in tears.

  • 13 inches

    So now I know what to expect from Survivor Series..
    1.R-truth putting over Cesaro in US title match
    2.Another mediocre Divas title match
    3.One more tag team match
    4.A good WHC match (hopefully)
    5.Ziggler telling everyone he’ll cash in for WHC (annoying but hopefully he does cash the contract)
    6.Cena putting over Ziggler(For obvious reasons)
    7.Team Ryback vs Team Punk with Ryback as sole survivor (obviously)
    8.A possible appearance of Lesnar

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