CM Punk Talks Chris Brown, Chris Jericho Continues Countdown, Funaki, Birthdays

Posted by Matt Boone June 12, 2012 3 Comments

- WWE referee Jack Doan turns 40 years old today while ECW Original Jerry Lynn turns 49.

- Chris Jericho continued his suspension countdown on Twitter this morning with some lyrics from Spinal Tap:

“”These go to 11″ “Why don’t you just make ten louder and call ten the loudest” “these go to 11″”

- Former WWE Superstar Funaki has opened a new wrestling school in San Antonio, Texas called The Funaki Dojo. They are now accepting new students.

- WWE Champion CM Punk appeared on The Bower Show in Connecticut yesterday to promote last night’s RAW Supershow. Punk was asked about the recent Twitter feud with Chris Brown and said he wanted to do a charity match with all the money going to a women’s shelter. When promoting RAW, Punk wasn’t aware that it was a three-hour show.

  • Some guy

    Student: “Mr Funaki, I would so dearly love to join your wrestling school and become a massive star like you and go really far in this busi……….wait a minute!!!!, weren’t you the biggest jobber in the history of the company??”
    Funaki: “NO, that was Scotty 2 Hotty!
    Student: “naa, I’m pretty sure you were the most shat on in this business, I mean even Scotty used to get used properly when too cool were going strong, but you have been a total skidmark on the underpants of wrestling”
    Funaki: “hhhhhhhhhhhh, you’re right, I tell you what, I’ll train you for free”
    Student: “bingo!, right lets get started, and please, don’t teach me how to say INDEED!”

    • #HEEL

      So in your reality a “jobber” is defined as a person who probably has no skill to get far in wrestling? I guess Dolph Ziggler wont be going anywhere.

  • http://twitter.com/theseizurecomic Quan Williams

    There’s another woman beater Punk can have an even better charity match with: Stone Cold (he was arrested for domestic abuse). i don’t see him calling THAT guy out like he called out Brown, tho…

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