WWE RAW Results – October 14, 2013
Los Matadores vs. 3MB
When they return from the John Cena video package, the Los Matadores music plays and out they come with their sidekick El Torito and their big elaborate entrance. As they finish up their goofy-ass entrance in the ring, we head to a commercial break. When we return from commercial, Los Matadores will be in tag-team action. When we return from commercial, 3MB is standing in the ring. Michael Cole announces that it will be Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre representing 3MB. McIntyre and one of the Matadores’ battle for a while. The Matadores’ member hits a flying huricanrana off the top on McIntyre. Matadores 1 tags in Matadores 2 (they aren’t saying the names, so not sure how to describe it). Slater is tagged in. Matadores knocks him out to the floor. El Torito mocks Slater. Slater charges after him, and as he does, one of the Matadores members flies over the top and slams into him on the floor. Back in the ring, 3MB is starting to gain control of the offense. Slater beats up the Matadores member and tags McIntyre back in. McIntyre hits a bunch of chops on him. McIntyre slaps a chicken-wing-style rest-hold on him in the center of the ring. Matadores 1 turns a McIntyre tilt-a-whirl move into a tornado DDT. Both guys tag out. Matadores 2 is flying all over the place on Slater. The announcers are now debating as to which Matadores member is in the ring. Cole thinks it’s Diego. Matadores 1 tags in 2 and they hit a double-team suplex-style move, assuming it’s their finisher, on Slater for the 1-2-3. Los Matadores wins.
Winners: Los Matadores
After The Match:
After the match, El Torito attacks Jinder Mahal. The Los Matadores set Mahal up for the same finishing move they just used to win the match, only this time they held Mahal up and stayed there as El Torito came off the top rope onto him with what JBL called a “Bull-Ton.” He says he can also do a “Bull-acanrana.”
Big Show Recap
A video package airs from last week’s RAW highlighting the exchange between Big Show and Stephanie McMahon from the top of the show, which resulted in Stephanie slapping the piss out of him and then firing him and then Big Show returning to interfere in the main event of the show and knockout Triple H after the match.
Up Next: Triple H & Stephanie McMahon
After the video package airs Michael Cole says there’s been rumors going around all week. He says after the commercial, both Triple H and Stephane McMahon are scheduled to address the WWE Universe. With that said, we head to commercial.
In-Ring Segment: Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, Daniel Bryan & Alberto Del Rio
We return from commercial and Triple H’s music hits as he and Stephane McMahon make their way to the ring. The music stops and Stephanie McMahon begins speaking. She says she’ll never let her kindness be mistaken for weakness. She is cut off by a loud “you got knocked out” chant directed towards Triple H. Stephanie talks about bailing out Big Show more times than she cares to remember. She says they were re-paid with Big Show striking Triple H in the face. She says they’re selling Big Show’s house and formally pressing charges. She says to let that be a lesson to everyone in the dressing room. Stephanie talks about rumors of HHH suffering a concussion and a broken jaw. Stephanie reminds everyone who HHH is. The King of Kings, cereberal assassin, etc. etc. Stephanie says with her power and support, Triple H IS the WWE. HHH grabs the microphone. HHH says rumors of his demise have been greatly exaggerated. He talks about being the COO of the WWE for two years now. He says he did that for the fans. He put aside his personal goals to ensure the future of the WWE would be taken care of. HHH talks about all he’s put up with since he’s been in charge. He said last week was his breaking point. He says, “you want me to be the bad guy, fine I’ll be the bad guy.” He promises to give something the people have never seen before. He says Big Show will crumble at his feet. He says everyone who defies his authority will be begging for their jobs. He says anyone who thought of chanting the word “Yes!” better start praying right now. With that said, Daniel Bryan’s music hits. Out comes Daniel Bryan.
He thinks for a second and then starts doing his “Yes!” chant as the crowd chants along with him. He keeps it going forever until he is attacked from behind by Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio knocks him down and then lays the boots to him all the way down the ramp. Del Rio waits for Bryan to get up and then superkicks him in the face. Stephanie says “oh I’m sorry. Daniel Bryan, were you saying something?” She says his opponent tonight will be the World Heavyweight Champion – Alberto Del Rio. Triple H starts chanting “Yes! Yes!” as the crowd loudly responds “No! No!”
Backstage: Ryback & Paul Heyman
Backstage, we see Ryback and Paul Heyman walking to the ring. Michael Cole reminds everyone that they”ll be in a Beat The Clock match tonight. That match is coming up after this commercial break.
Beat The Clock: Ryback vs. R-Truth
When we return from commercial, R-Truth is singing and rapping in the ring as JBL sings along. They show a video recap of what just happened with Daniel Bryan and Alberto Del Rio. The video replay finishes up and Ryback is introduced. Ryback comes to the ring with Paul Heyman. Michael Cole breaks down how a Beat The Clock match works. The clock begins and the bell sounds. Here we go. A “Goldberg” chant breaks out. R-Truth immediately goes to the floor and walks around, burning time off the clock. Ryback goes out after him. They end up back in the ring but R-Truth rolls back out to the floor and kills more time running around as Ryback chases him. Paul Heyman is flipping out as Ryback can’t seem to get his hands on him. Ryback re-enters the ring and R-Truth again rolls out to the floor. Heyman finally distracts Truth on the floor and Ryback nails him from behind. Ryback throws Truth back in the ring and pins him. Truth kicks out at two. Ryback throws Truth into the corner and tries quickly pinning him again. Again, he only gets two. Ryback beats up Truth some more in the corner as another “Goldberg, Goldberg” chant breaks out. Ryback hits a big splash on Truth in the center of the ring. 1-2….Truth kicks out again. Jerry Lawler actually points out the Goldberg chants as a way to plug the new Goldberg DVD. Meanwhile, Ryback clotheslines Truth down in the ring for another nearfall. Ryback slams Truth in the corner. Ryback rolls Truth up again but only gets two. A loud “Jerry Jerry” chant breaks out for some reason. Lawler says the WWE Universe are doing all of these chants to try and frustrate Ryback. Ryback continues his beatdown on Truth in the middle of the ring. A loud “CM Punk, CM Punk” chant now breaks out. Truth catches Ryback with a dropkick. Truth is finally getting some offense in now. Truth hits a few more dropkicks on Ryback for a nearfall. A loud “walrus, walrus” chant breaks out as Lawler points out it’s the best chant of the night. Truth comes off the top with a huge missile dropkick for a nearfall. We’re at 5:30 on the clock now, by the way. Ryback picks Truth up and hits him with the Shellshock out of nowhere. 1-2-3. Ryback wins. His time was 5:44, according to JBL.
Winner at 5:44: Ryback
Backstage Segment: Stephanie McMahon & The Bella Twins
We return live and Stephanie McMahon runs into Brie Bella and Nikki Bella. She congratulates Brie Bella on her engagement to Daniel Bryan. She talks about how her fiancee’ was chanting “Yes, Yes” as HHH was knocked out by Big Show. She tells Brie Bella that tonight she’ll have to face Tamina Snuka.
WWE 2K14 Video Game
Michael Cole plugs the WWE 2K14 video game and the 30 Years Of WrestleMania mode and The Streak mode featuring The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania. They plug the game a bit some more as some videos of the game air on the screen.
Tons Of Funk vs. The Real Americans
Tons Of Funk music plays and out comes Brodus Clay, Tensai and The Funkadactyls. The foursome dance their way to the ring. They get in the ring and do their little dance together. Michael Cole plugs Tons Of Funk in action live next after the commercial break. On that note, we head to commercial. We return from commercial and The Real Americans are making their way to the ring, accompanied by Zeb Colter. Looks like one of these big Tons Of Funkers are going on the big swing tonight. We’ll see. A split-screen interview with Zeb Colter airs with Colter dressing down Los Matadores. He finishes up with “We The People” as the match begins in the ring. A “we the people” chant breaks out early as Clay is working over Antonio Cesaro. Tensai tags in and he hits a huge monkey-flip on Cesaro. Cesaro tags in Jack Swagger and Swagger takes out the knee of Tensai. Cole mentions that Swagger is setting up The Patriot Lock. Swagger works over Tensai a bit more before tagging Cesaro back into the match. Cesaro picks up where Swagger left off, as he continues the attack on Tensai. Cesaro beats up Tensai a bit more and then tags Swagger back in. Swagger distracts the ref as Cesaro beats up on Tensai from behind. Swagger tags Cesaro back in the ring. Cesaro leap-frogs Swagger and splashes onto Tensai. Swagger tags back in. Swagger goes back to work on the leg of Tensai. A double clothesline slows things down as both guys are laid out in the middle of the ring. Swagger is up first and he drags Tensai to his corner and tags Cesaro back in. Cesaro hits a gut-wrench suplex on Tensai. That was crazy. Cesaro quickly tags Swagger back in. Tensai is finally fighting back. He knocks Cesaro off the apron and floors Swagger. He crawls back to his corner and tags Clay back in. Clay takes the hot tag and comes in cleaning house of both of The Real Americans. Clay hits a big splash on Cesaro in the corner. Clay hits a perfect-plex on Cesaro for a pinfall attempt but Swagger comes in and breaks the count. Clay throws Swagger to the floor. Cesaro catches Clay turning around with an uppercut. Cesaro uses crazy strength and hits his finisher on Clay. 1-2-3. No big swing tonight.
Winners: The Real Americans
After The Match:
Cesaro sets Clay up for the big swing but Tensai tries stopping him. Swagger beats down Tensai and throws Clay out of the ring. Cesaro grabs Tensai and hits the big swing on him. The Real Americans both played to the crowd before doing it. The set up was very babyface-like. Weird stuff for such a heel style tag-team, but whatever.