WWE Saturday Morning Slam Results – December 29th, 2012
It is time for another Best of episode of Saturday Morning Slam and John Cena will be in the main event against Heath Slater.
We start off with a look back at the match between Daniel Bryan and Tyson Kidd from the October 20th episode. Your announcers are Santino Marella and Josh Mathews.
Match Number One: Daniel Bryan versus Tyson Kidd
They lock up and Bryan with an arm bar. Kidd uses the ropes to escape and he gives Bryan an arm drag. Kidd grabs Bryan by the beard and then he hits Bryan in the top of the head. Bryan leaves the ring but Kane’s pyro goes off and Bryan decides to return to the ring after Kane encourages him.
Kidd gets Bryan on his shoulders momentarily but Bryan gets Kidd on his shoulders for an airplane spin. Bryan keeps going with the airplane spin and some of the people in the crowd look for their air sickness bags. Bryan puts Kidd down and both men are woozy. Bryan goes for the running drop kick into the corner but Kidd is about three feet away from the corner.
Kidd covers Bryan and gets a near fall. Bryan turtles up and Kidd rolls Bryan around but he cannot get both shoulders down so there is no count. Kidd rolls Bryan around the ring until he gets frustrated. Bryan offers his hand and Kidd shakes it but it was a trap and Bryan gets the three count with a rollup.
Winner: Daniel Bryan
After the match, Kane goes into the ring and he takes Bryan’s tag title belt and he stands on the turnbuckles while Bryan watches. Kane holds the belts over his head and Bryan cannot reach them. Bryan eventually gets one of the belts back and they both proclaim that they am the tag team champions.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to look at Daniel Bryan, the man of two words. Those words are ‘yes’ and ‘no’.
There are a number of colorful characters in the WWE. Some are more diplomatic than others. Daniel Bryan is a man of few words . . . maybe one word.
Daniel is asked if he dreams of hamburgers and the answer is no.
He is asked if he ever made a mistake and he says no.
The next question is whether he knows the taste of defeat. He says that he wins every match even when he loses.
Daniel is not a fan of unicorns or video games.
He is also not a fan of magic because it is pure fiction. Bryan says that he is a man of science.
Daniel says that he is a fan of ice cream, especially if made with almond milk.
Bryan is asked if he needs a tag team partner and he says that he can do everything by himself.
Bryan is asked if he likes goats and then he storms off screaming NO.
John Cena is the subject of the Saturday Morning Spotlight. We see a video package focusing on hustle, loyalty, and respect.
We go to commercial.
Your announcers for this match are Josh Mathews and Booker T.
Match Number Two: Heath Slater (with Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre) versus John Cena
Slater talks to McIntyre and Mahal as the bell rings and it slows down Cena. Slater goes into the ropes to get under Cena’s skin. They finally lock up and Slater with an arm drag and Slater celebrates. Cena with a wrist lock and Irish whip followed by a monkey flip and arm drag into an arm bar. Slater gets to the ropes and Cena releases the hold.
They lock up and Cena returns to the arm and he applies a side head lock. Slater with a reversal. Cena with a hip toss and Slater rolls to the floor. Mahal and McIntyre try to give him a pep talk. Slater has an idea but Jinder does not think it will work. Drew tells Jinder to have faith in the plan.
They surround the ring and get on the apron. All three men enter the ring and Cena goes after Mahal but it was a trap. Slater with a slam and then it is time for some air guitar. Josh wonders why there has not been a disqualification, but the referee sends Mahal and McIntyre to the back.
Slater begs the referee to allow Mahal and McIntyre to remain in the ring. Cena with a drop toe hold and he tries for the STF but Slater sends Cena through the ropes and to the floor. We go to commercial.
We are back and Slater with a splash for a near fall. Slater with a body scissors and Cena tries to escape the hold and he succeeds. Cena with a back body drop and then he hits the two flying shoulder tackles followed by the Blue Thunder Bomb and it is time for the five knuckle shuffle. Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment for the three count.
Winner: John Cena
We go to credits